Original song by “The Police” – “Message in the Bottle”

 

Rewritten lyrics by ye110wbeard, Sean Kearney, that “Friday Funny Guy”

“Twitters in the Cloud”

Just across the Net
I tried to find some people
Commonalities
Maybe some spoke Weeble

I sought them out
Seeking friends in kind
What do you think would happen
and what that I would find?

I’ll send an SMS to the world
I’ll send an SMS to the world

I hope that someone hears my
I hope that someone hears my
I hope that someone hears my

Twitter in the Cloud now
Twitter in the Cloud now

Two years have past since I sent it out
Tossed that message out to the cloud
Now I’m following over 10,000
Many more are following me
as I Twitter through the night.

I sent an SMS to the world
I sent an SMS to the world

I blinked and someone heard my
I blinked and someone heard my
I blinked and someone heard my

Twitter in the Cloud now
Twitter in the Cloud now
Twitter in the Cloud now
Twitter in the Cloud now

Looked at my followers
My eyes were opened up wide
Others listened and chatted
Through the great big world

Seems we’re not different right down in the end
People are basically just the same
Seeking out a friend

We sent our SMS to the world
We sent our SMS to the world

We’re glad we heard the voices
We’re glad we heard the voices
We’re glad we heard the voices

Twitters in the Cloud now
Twitters in the Cloud now
Twitters in the Cloud now
Twitters in the Cloud now

Sending out an SMS
Sending out an SMS
Sending out an SMS
Sending out an SMS

(repeat to fade)